The Bermuda triangle

I think it's located in the cutlery drawer of my kitchen. You see, for some reason my spoons keep disappearing. Until recently I only had three. We're a family of six, so only having three spoons could get a little complicated. Yesterday I made a stop in to the local Goodwill to pick up a couple of spoons and realized that there must be some kind of weird phenomenon that occurs with spoon because although they literally had 300 butter knives, I could only find six spoons. I purchased them, but now I find myself wondering where all the worlds spoons are disappearing to. I mean is there some alternate universe where the spoon is worshipped as a god? I really do wonder. So, if you happen to come across an odd collection of random spoons in your travels, please send them my way.